FREE WIFI and Stephanie Agresta FTW

I can barely type because I’m sitting on this coach bus, half awake and about to hurl if we don’t get out of this traffic. I’m on my way back to New York after a fun night in Boston, a night full of Microsoft developers, social media rockstars, PR pros, and perhaps one too many drinks.

I took the bus up yesterday with one of my bosses, Ms. Stephanie Agresta, aka Internet Geek Girl. We rode up on the Bolt Bus, which is a new coach line servicing Boston, New York, Philadelphia, and DC. Like Fung Wah and Lucky Star, Bolt Bus sells trip tickets for $15, sometimes as low as $10 or $7 depending on how far in advance you purchase online. The biggest perk in my opinion is the fact that these buses come equipped with personal power outlets built into every seat AND free WIFI. That’s right. FREE WIFI!

The ride up was most definitely an experience. It involved one pit stop at a Burger King, circling Logan Airport three times before the driver found South Station, and entertaining Stephanie with my version of t33nl33tspeak, which translates into phrases like, “zomg this bus ride pwns for the win.”

I don’t have it in me to make a coherent string of thoughts right now so I’ll just list some of the things that I thought about last night and on this bus:

  1. Programmers play beer pong. Cool. I definitely did not know that prior to last night.
  2. Maria Thurrell likes to pimp me out. She most definitely parties like a rockstar.
  3. I think Stephanie Agresta knows everyone and their mom.
  4. Not only does he know how to put together an event, Jay Meattle is probably one of the nicest guys ever.
  5. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Jeff Glasson or Chris Penn without their respective cameras.
  6. Meeting online friends in real life is always great. /me waves to chelpixie
  7. I wonder if it’s possible to attach a gaming console to the monitors in coach buses. These rides would be complete if I could play guitar hero or Rock Band.
  8. Why is the ratio of men to women at tech events *still* 10 to 1?
  9. ^ why am I complaining?
  10. Are we almost there yet?

Okay, note to self: Do not blog on moving vehicles. Do not blog on 3 hours of sleep. This post needs to end right now before turning into major epic fail.